I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
