Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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