we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My dick has a subreddit
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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