i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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