My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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