She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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