Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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