If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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