People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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