margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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