I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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