I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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