you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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