so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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