we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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