Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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