Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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