You surviving the open bar?
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she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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