good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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