But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think we might need a safe word for this...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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