that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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