Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
did you just send me my own nude
So vagazzling was a success
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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