small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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