Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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