ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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