So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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