i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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