Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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