that's an acceptable place to lick
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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