sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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