I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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