I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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