So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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