listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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