Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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