you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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