This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you win again, gameday.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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