Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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