she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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