i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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