Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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