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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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