Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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