Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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