I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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