She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Apparently you make a good broom.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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