That's intense
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
