I'm going to jail i love you
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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