One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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