I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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